Alright kids, I am back. And this time, I bring to you from my lair, my abode and den (notice the subtle and classy attempts to sound lion-esque), travel resolutions that each one of you must adhere to on all your sojourns henceforth. A lot of thought and three hours have gone into doing the same so do respect the man and his work, and pay attention. Also, I know it was three hours because when I commenced on the pursuit of deep thought, they were showing the opening credits of Dabaang on Set Max, and after watching the movie, I went off to sleep.
Mmm, here they are.