Ladies, Board American Airlines to Find Eligible Millionaires
By Nishi Jain On 1 Nov, 2013 At 06:52 PM | Categorized As uncategorized | With 0 Comments
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.”

Jane Austen wrote in Pride and Prejudice 200 years ago. Little has changed since then. Mothers of all nationalities are forever in search of an ideal groom for their daughters. The daughters are not far behind. Just the parameters are different. has acknowledged this universal truth now. And to help the young ladies, it conducted a survey on around 47,000 millionaires who are single and ready to mingle. The survey involved identifying the airlines by which these young hot things flew.

And what did they find? That a majority of the single millionaires (a whopping 30,496) flew by American Airlines. The second most preferred airlines is Virgin Airlines, and the third is Delta Airlines. This basically means that if you are single, hot, looking for a dashing suave millionaire, you just need to buy a ticket on American Airlines. If not anything else, at least there’s a higher chance of a cute dude sitting next to you than the crying baby who gave you a headache the last time you flew.

Our Take:

Now if hot women can be sought unabashedly on the pretext of being sexually liberal, why can’t men with money be sought on the pretext of capitalist interests. Both a hot body and a fortune are products of hard work, the latter more so.

Disclaimer – We in no way believe in matrimonial alliances of the financial kind. We have been victims of Bollywood’s idea of  romance and believe in the DDLJ kinda love. Having said that, it did help that SRK aka Raj was rich enough to be able to drive Ferraris in Switzerland.

Nishi Jain

About - Nishi Jain spent some precious years of her life studying English literature, editing novels, and writing newspaper articles. Then one day, as she was sitting under a tree with no branches, a rotten pancake fell on her head from the window above and she had her Newtonian moment. From then on, all she does is eat pancakes, write, and profess fake love to pastry chefs.

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